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Old Announcements for 2019
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January 02
January's Item-of-the-Month, the Kramco Industries packing carton, is now available in Mr. Store. Get out there and grind some sausage!

January 29
The MMG can now only be played by accounts with registered e-mail addresses, and the house cut has been increased to 1%. Stop playing the MMG.

February 01
February's Item-of-the-Month, the Lil' Doctor doctor bag, is now available in Mr. Store. Get out there and help some people!

February 14
Become an Aristocrat of the Night in the new challenge path, Darke Gyffte.

February 20
There's a new mechanic at play in the Smut Orc Logging Camp. Mysterious!

February 20
Bookes of Vampyric Knowledge are now usable (at your own risk) and also tradable (at your own risk and also the risk of whoever you trade it to.)

February 28
Did you remember that February is a short month? Jick didn't, so March's Item-of-the-Month is likely to be a few days late.

March 08
The planned Item-of-the-Month got really out of hand, so we've decided to do a different, smaller-scale one. It'll be out in a few hours. Jick is sorry for his irresponsible behavior.

March 08
And there it is! March's second-string Item-of-the-Month, the vampyric cloake, is now available in Mr. Store. It features extensive vamping.

April 01
Ahoy! April's Item-of-the-Month, the PirateRealm membership packet, is now available in Mr. Store. Get ready to buckle your swashes!

April 17
Jick recently appeared on the Ascension Speed Show podcast! The episode is right here!

May 01
May's Item-of-the-Month is out, three days early! Grab your Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit and help defeat the (cosplay) empire!

May 14
Two Crazy Random Summer, the latest seasonal challenge path, is now live. And crazy!

May 14
Two Crazy Random Summer, the latest seasonal challenge path, is now live. And crazy!

June 05
A variety of externalities are interfering with our stated business goal of on-time shipping of June's Item-of-the-Month. Rest assured we are looking into it.

June 11
June's Item-of-the-Month, the hewn moon-run spoon (contained in a rune-strewn spoon cocoon) is now available in Mr. Stoon.

July 03
July's Item-of-the-Month, the Beach Comb Box, is now in Mr. Store. Grab a comb and do some beachscaping.

August 03
August's Item-of-the-Month, the Distant Woods Getaway Brochure, is now available in Mr. Store.

August 14
The Fall Challenge Path, Kingdom of Exploathing, is now available!

August 15
The Clan District (in Kingdom of Exploathing) has fallen out of orbit and landed on the floating fragment of Desert Beach.

August 26
The house cut on the Money-Making Game has been reduced to -23%, which caused the Money-Making Game to cease to exist.

September 04
September's Item-of-the-Month, the packaged Pocket Professor, is now available in Mr. Store. Learn something today!

October 04
October's Item-of-the-Month, the Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper, is now available in Mr. Store.

All revenue from the sales of this month's item will be donated to RAINN. (https://www.rainn.org/).

October 31
For bookkeeping's sake, October's Item-of-the-Month will be removed from Mr. Store at rollover tonight. November's item will arrive soon, but not immediately.

November 06
November's Item-of-the-Month, the unopened diabolic pizza cube box, is now available in Mr. Store. It's not delivery, it's diabolic.

December 02
December's Item-of-the-Month needs a little bit more time in the deep fryer, so it'll likely become available on the 3rd or 4th.

December 05
December's Item-of-the-Month, the red-spotted snapper roe, is now available in Mr. Store. Grab one and have your sleigh guided tonight!

December 14
The fateful hour has come round at last -- Crimbo Town has emerged from the eldritch mists, and something else has emerged from beneath the similarly-eldritch waves!

December 31
January's Item-of-the-Month is planning on overdoing it a little bit at the party tonight, so it will be a few days late.

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