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Happy New Year! January's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store, along with 2012's brand new yearly familiars.
They're freakin' adorable!
Crimbo Town and the Advent calendar will go away at rollover on the night of January 3. If you've got unfinished business there, you best finish it by then.
The Kingdom of Loathing comic book you've all been waiting for is now available in the Store of Loathing!
Also, Valentines and new (old) quasi-mini-poster art packs.
The "reset button" we've been talking about for years has finally been implemented. If you're at least 11 days into an ascension run, you now have the ability to pop back into Valhalla and start over.
Passive skills now tell you in their pop-up descriptions what they do.
February's Item-of-the-Month, the can of Rain-Doh, is now available in Mr. Store.
We finally got sick of the stupid blackbird screwing everything up all the time. It no longer flies away.
The new Seasonal Challenge Path is out! Become an Avatar of Boris, and hew your foes asunder with your trusty axe, Trusty.
If you're in Arizona, you should go see KoL's own Hoboverlord, John Hodgman, at the Rialto Theatre in Tucson, on Saturday, March 3. Tell Mr. Hodgman "An Adventurer Is Me" to receive a hand-defaced dollar coin -- your very own post-inflation hobo nickel!
March's Item-of-the-Month, the Happy Medium, is now available in Mr. Store.
Surprise! The Hidden Temple has been revamped, and is now a real zone, with monsters and everything.
The chat has been improved significantly. It's got tabs and everything now!
We made some changes to the adventure script using some PHP code we found carved into an ancient basalt monolith Riff unearthed while digging a basement underneath the office in his spare time. Adventuring should be slightly faster now, and totally safe.
Also April's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store.
After you finish the Typical Tavern quest, you can now do odd jobs for Bart Ender in exchange for Meat. Y'know, like cutting the heads off of statues with your hat. Stuff like that.
CDMoyer finally snapped, and used his wizard powers for evil -- PvP has been revamped significantly.
Also, May's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store.
The next seasonal challenge path, Bugbear Invasion, is now available at your friendly neighborhood reincarnation bureau.
Hey everybody! It's a Kickstarter for Word Realms. With a sweet video that you should go watch.
Starting tonight, PvP fights will carry over from one day to the next, up to a rollover limit of 100.
Asymmetric has a new company site! It's minimalist, and it's available online at asymmetric.net!
June's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store. It's totally cray-cray.
We've posted a new update to the Word Realms Kickstarter, featuring a pretty sweet gameplay video!
Boss! The plains! The plains! (They are on fire.)
As the fires in the plains continue to spread, the FDKOL guys have decided to try a more egalitarian approach to handing out commendations.
The fires, meanwhile, have begun to adapt to the firefighters' tactics -- almost as though they are alive... The fires, I mean. The firefighters are obviously alive.
The FDKOL continues its firefighting efforts, and has set up a requisitions tent in the plains. So... go requisite something.
The fires is in the plains grow in intensity, and they seem to have developed an epicenter. Fires have an epicenter, right?
Susie has taken this opportunity to get out of Dodge, and has moved her Arena (carrying it on her back) to the Right Side of the Tracks.
The fires continue to evolve. Bats made of fire. Warm bats. Gracias.
There are a couple of new items available in the FDKOL tent.
We've brought some additional web servers online. Let us know if any problems are caused by us having brought some additional web servers on line, because we did that.
A flaming fortress made of molten bricks has sprung forth in the Nearby Plains. Everything is probably totally fine.
FDKOL scientists have figured out a way to make those molten bricks into other stuff. They're keeping it secret, though. Those jerks.
Lord Flameface has come home to roost.
The backbreaking labor of fighting these fires has prompted a Kingdom-wide realization that Adventurers have backs.
Many items are being migrated to this equipment slot. There might be some turbulence. Or some complaining.
Things being what they are (and what they are being crazy) July's Item-of-the-Month will be a couple of days late.
Season 2 of PvP has begun. Break your stone and head on down to Huggler Memorial Colosseum to see what's cooking. (HINT: It is violence.)
The fire in the plains has burned out, and the plains themselves have returned to approximately the same configuration as before.
Also, July's Item-of-the-Month, the Camp Scout backpack, is now available in Mr. Store. Purchase is compulsory. (That's a joke.)
Mt. McLargeHuge eXtreme HD edition is now available. If you finished the quest previously, you'll be reset to the point where you fight the new boss that's there now. If you had it in progress, you've been started over in the new version.
Friend of the Kingdom MC Frontalot has a compilation in the new Humble Music Bundle!
You should consider checking it out.
KoL Con #9 tickets and KoL Comic issue #2s (and PDFs, finally) are now available in the Store of Loathing. Get 'em while they're hot!
Surprise! August's Item-of-the-Month is a little late. It will be released at rollover on Thursday night. Jick is sorry.
August's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store.
This season's Challenge Path, Zombie Slayer, is now available at your local Reincarnation Bureau.
Septem-bear's Item-of-the-Bear is now in Mr. Bear. Also Season 3 of PvP has begun.
Combat tweak! Normal attacks can no longer miss. Misses have been replaced with more informative glancing blows.
Details are available in this forum post.
A new item has been added (permanently) to Mr. Store. Monster Manuel, who will help you gather interesting facts and boring statistics about the monsters you encounter.
Our buddies at Evertide Games just launched a Kickstarter for their Kingdom of Loathing licensed card game!
It rules and it is fun and you should check it out here!
October's Item-of-the-Month will be available at rollover on the 1st, one day later than usual.
October's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store.
Jick was a guest on the latest episode of the Overthinking It podcast! Check it out here: http://bit.ly/Rg5h1r.
Strange things are afoot.
November's Item-of-the-Month, the Nanorhino, is now available in Mr. Store. It's nano-tastic!
The Winter 2012 Challenge Path, Class Act, is now available in the place where challenge paths are.
The level 9 Council quest has also been replaced with something totally unlike the original level 9 Council quest.
The 2013 KoL Calendar and a couple types of Crimbo cards are now available in the Store of Loathing!
December's Item-of-the-Month in Mr. Store, Advent Calendars in the campground, and strange things afoot!
Crimbo Town has once again emerged from the misty mists of the mountains. Kawaii!
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Clan basements now have a whiteboard in them where dungeon administrators can write messages to delvers.