The Kingdom of Loathing
An Adventurer is You!
Old Announcements for 2017
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January 02
January's Item-of-the-Month, a space jellyfish birthing planula, and 2017 Item-of-the-Year, a hopeful candle, are now in Mr. Store.

January 04
Like sand in the hourglass, Crimbo Town too must fall through a tiny hole and disappear (on the night of 1/11, to be precise).

January 24
Tentacles appear to be bursting through holes in reality... that's probably not good.

February 01
February's Item-of-the-Month, the heart-shaped crate, is now in Mr. Store. Watch out for the tentacle beast eating Seaside Town.

February 14
The new challenge path is here, the new challenge path is here. Set out and give life a try as a Gelatinous Noob!

February 28
Today's widespread Amazon S3 outage is causing a lot of problems with KoL's images. We are all in this together.

March 02
Sorry for the delay, March's Item-of-the-Month, the unpowered Robortender is now in Mr. Store.

April 03
I'd like to take another day to get some more comprehensive testing done on the new Item-of-the-Month, so it's gonna be out tomorrow instead of today. Sorry about that.

April 04
April's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store. Visit billions of alien worlds through the Spacegate!

April 07
There was a power surge at the Spacegate Facility, and it scrambled the coordinate-tracking computers.

A given set of coordinates no longer points at the same planet it did before the surge, but there should now be more variety in the planets you encounter.

April 14
Would you believe there was ANOTHER power supply failure at the Spacegate Facility? Sorry. This one was Jick's fault.

May 01
May's Item-of-the-Month is now in Mr. Store, the New-You Club Membership Form. Get one and be the best you that you can be.

May 14
Summer's Challenge Path has arrived, License to Adventure. Grab your golden gun and prepare to die another day.

June 01
A suspicious package has been delivered to Mr. Store. Can you unravel all of its mysteries, agent?

June 07
Hey look, it's a book! The Bookmobile is back in Market Square with a hot item!

July 03
Since America is closed, July's Item-of-the-Month will be released on Wednesday the 5th.

July 05
West of Loathing is coming out next month! The game's Steam page is up now (so you can wishlist it!) and there's also a new preview trailer! Aahhhhh! Aaaahhhh!

July 05
July's Item-of-the-Month, the LI-11 Motor Pool voucher, is now available in Mr. Store. Get a cool spy car!

July 24
West of Loathing will be released on Steam (Win/Mac/Linux) August 10th! Check out the preview trailer.

August 01
August's Item-of-the-Month is here! It's a book about meteors, and its rise to fame will be indescribable by any metaphor known to man.

August 10
Our new game, West of Loathing, is out now on Steam! Check it out!

Also, there's a promotional item available in Mr. Store that unlocks cool horses in KoL and cool horse armor in WoL. Check IT out too!

August 10
Your old pal Jick is doing an AMA on Reddit shortly. Come on over and ask him! Anything!

August 14
It's the Fall challenge path! Live. Ascend. Repeat. Every encounter is the same for everybody. Strategize hard!

September 01
If you were thinking, "I wish the September Item-of-the-Month, the Corked Genie Bottle, was in Mr. Store," have I got good news for you!

October 02
October's Item-of-the-Month, the xo-skeleton-in-a-box, is now in Mr. Store. -XOXO, The Asymmetric Team

November 01
November's Item-of-the-Month, the Pantogram, is now in Mr. Store. Go summon yourself some pants.

November 22
Come celebrate El Dia de los Muertos Borrachos y Agradecido! Eat, drink, eat, drink!

December 01
December's Item-of-the-Month, the Mumming Trunk, is now available in Mr. Store. Let's get mumming!

December 15
Oh right, Crimbo started yesterday! The Big Mountains have sprouted a giant rend in the fabric of space, and Tammy has set up a research camp in Seaside Town to try to figure out what's up.

December 16
If you'd like to stop seeing the wandering Crimbo monsters (because you're trying to do a speed run or something else boring and non-Christmassy like that) you can now turn off those encounters at Tammy's R&D tent.

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