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Happy New Year! Several changes have been made to mark the turnover of the Standard season. A forum thread is forthcoming, but see the trivial announcements for details in the meantime.
January's Item-of-the-Month, the undrilled cosmic bowling ball, is now available in Mr. Store. The 2022 Item-of-the-Year, the mint condition magnifying glass, is also available! Get one or both before you strike out and I mix up more sports metaphors!
Jick is going to appear on the next episode of the Ascension Speed Show podcast. Details in this forum post.
Mischievous Yuletide spirits have informed us that Crimbo Town will fade back into the mists at rollover on Sunday night.
February's Item-of-the-Month, the combat lover's locket lockbox, is now available in Mr. Store. Look at those photographs!
In the spring challenge path, available now and for the past few days, you can become your true Grey You. Go forth and absorb monsters throughout the Kingdom.
The rewards of a handful of Grey You Challenge Path encounters have been altered: more +rollover adventure skills are now available, but instant turn yields are a bit lower on the high end.
We're still hashing out some fundamental conceptual flaws... I mean... minor last minute balance tweaks... with the Item-of-the-Month. It's gonna be a little late.
March's Item-of-the-Month, the grey gosling, is now available in Mr. Store. Sorry for the delay!
April's Item-of-the-Month, the undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella, is now available in Mr. Store. Keep yourself dry in those April Showers.
Mayday! Mayday! Avoid your own emergencies - get May's Item-of-the-Month today! The MayDay(tm) Contract will insure that you have the supplies needed to survive in any situation!
We're gonna need another couple of days to finish up June's Item-of-the-Month. Stay tuned to get juned.
June's Item-of-the-Month, the packaged June cleaver, is now available in Mr. Store. We're very sorry about the delay. Go have some strange blacker and whiter daydreams.
We're gonna need another couple of days to sweat the details of July's Item-of-the-Month.
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July's Item-of-the-Month, a pair of high-end designer sweatpants, is now available in Mr. Store.