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October 31
November's Item-of-the-Month, the unopened legendary acorndion, is now available. Pick one up and make some music!

October 23
KoL's own Jick guested on the Video Ditch show, and talked about all sorts of things related to the Loathing franchise. Check it out on You Tube.

September 30
October's Item-of-the-Month is now in Mr. Store. Plant the black rosebud and have a daily stroll through your fully immersive, hyper-realistic 3-dimensional rose garden.

August 27
We've been doing some optimization, and the nightly maintenance rollover now takes less than 10 seconds. Saturday's is still longer, but that's our next target.

March 06
KoL's own Jick wrote a book, a choose-your-own-adventure about escaping from a wizard. You can buy it on Amazon dot com.

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Orcish frat-paddle collections
Player    Number
Ilena Whitethorn    42,887
Orbix    30,000
the_loath_ranger    23,638
Grandpa Fussandput    18,863
George Gay    10,000
Merric    8,524
anakha    7,361
Seriu    7,076
ToriForte    6,589
Pastahead    4,092

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