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August 31
September's Item-of-the-Month, the meat shield toddler, is now available in Mr. Store. Pick one up for terrarium and watch her grow into a full-blown maiden.

August 27
We've been doing some optimization, and the nightly maintenance rollover now takes less than 10 seconds. Saturday's is still longer, but that's our next target.

August 14
A new challenge path is here and you'll have to pick a side. Red or Blue?

March 06
KoL's own Jick wrote a book, a choose-your-own-adventure about escaping from a wizard. You can buy it on Amazon dot com.

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