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August 22
In Nuclear Autumn, large foods will now be crossed out properly in inventory and filtered by "things I can use." The Hippy Stone now exists entirely in the Colosseum for your campground-free breaking needs.

August 15
If you have a Source Terminal, it now appears in your Fallout Shelter, if you also have a Fallout Shelter.

August 15
An item now drops in the Haunted Pantry that will unlock Madness Bakery even if the Armory and Leggery is inaccessible.

August 14
Fall 2016's Challenge Path, Nuclear Autumn, is now available for your ascending pleasure, even as the bombs descend.

August 01
August's Item-of-the-Month, the protonic accelerator pack, is now available in Mr. Store. Burst ghosts! Feel good!

July 25
The character pane now displays your maximum drunkenness in addition to your current drunkenness. Same thing with fullness, but it's not funny.

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Deepest Basement Level (Current)
Player    Level
Raven Darkchild    197,000
Warpe    100,000
erTEST1    40,712
Major Meat    29,105
hyrulebuffster    28,311
MI4 REAL    27,248
BC_Goldman    27,209
Xenos_in_a_Hat    25,500
lovebite    23,482
SevenLances_com    20,672
nightmancer    17,881
RAbid penGUin    17,397
SoCal    16,300
Gabriel Toad    13,055
Edgy    12,613

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