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In Nuclear Autumn, large foods will now be crossed out properly in inventory and filtered by "things I can use." The Hippy Stone now exists entirely in the Colosseum for your campground-free breaking needs.
If you have a Source Terminal, it now appears in your Fallout Shelter, if you also have a Fallout Shelter.
An item now drops in the Haunted Pantry that will unlock Madness Bakery even if the Armory and Leggery is inaccessible.
Fall 2016's Challenge Path, Nuclear Autumn, is now available for your ascending pleasure, even as the bombs descend.
August's Item-of-the-Month, the protonic accelerator pack, is now available in Mr. Store. Burst ghosts! Feel good!
July 25old announcements / trivial updates
The character pane now displays your maximum drunkenness in addition to your current drunkenness. Same thing with fullness, but it's not funny.
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|Deepest Basement Level (Current)|
|Raven Darkchild ||197,000|
|Major Meat ||29,105|
|MI4 REAL ||27,248|
|RAbid penGUin ||17,397|
|Gabriel Toad ||13,055|