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June 03
June's Item-of-the-Month, the packaged familiar scrapbook, is now available from Mr. Store. Grab one and start remembering those precious familiar moments.

May 18
It's been three days, have you tried the new challenge path yet? All familiars in the Kingdom have folded into one Quantum Terrarium. Experience the oldest familiars, the rarest familiars, and a bunch of random fun!

April 06
The Raffle House has (perfectly legimately) acquired a large number of valuable items, and will be giving them away over the next several hundred days.

March 15
Check out Jick's (non-Loathing) entry in this year's 7-Day Roguelike Challenge: Pogue Thacker, Rogue Hacker.

March 09
Check out Kingdom of Rogueing, a game made for the 2020 7-Day Roguelike Challenge. It's built in the West of Loathing engine and set in the KoL universe. Download it on

February 08
We've released Reckonin' at Gun Manor, a new adventure for West of Loathing! Check it out here on Steam!

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royal jelly taco consumption
Player    Eaten
Plus4    1,500
SUspiCious looKING GAL    912
Mrs A    590
brent ObeRLin    581
Lady Turmeric    554
Baron von Chickenpants    407
Mynar    353
Angafirith    350
commanderMack    341
The Purpose    293

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