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January 05
The staff is gonna record another podcast episode later this week! Submit questions here!

January 01
Happy New Year! Pick up a discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece (this year) or a seal-clubbing club loot box (this month) from Mr. Store!

December 14
Crimbo Island has appeared off the coast! Merry Crimbo!

March 07
Check out Jick's entry in the 2025 7-Day Roguelike Challenge. It's called Catacombo and you can play it here on itch dot eye oh.

March 06
KoL's own Jick wrote a book, a choose-your-own-adventure about escaping from a wizard. You can buy it on Amazon dot com.

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