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April 30
Make your own legends! Pick up May's Item-of-the-Month, the pasta wand loot box, from Mr. Store and make some legendary food and do other awesome stuff!

April 29
In case you didn't hear: April's Item-of-the-Month, the wrapped Baseball Diamond, has been in Mr. Store for the past 29 days. It'll be there for a few more, too!

March 24
We've begun the process of bringing KoL up to 2014 standards, and improving the way text on map images displays on ultra-high-resolution supermonitors from the far future. We'll keep updating areas, in an order that I assure you makes a lot of sense.

March 09
Jick made another 7-Day Roguelike this year. Check it out: Tic-Tac-Tomb.

March 06
KoL's own Jick wrote a book, a choose-your-own-adventure about escaping from a wizard. You can buy it on Amazon dot com.

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Deepest Basement Level (Current)
Player    Level
Raven Darkchild    339,000
Warpe    100,000
Hugbert    76,589
honus carbuncle    55,161
RAbid penGUin    45,150
erTEST1    40,728
MI4 REAL    31,795
AnxiousHyrax    26,666
Soxfan196o    25,652
lovebite    25,518
Xenos_in_a_Hat    25,500
SevenLances_com    20,672
tamarssistersmom    20,392
nightmancer    17,881
jonbIy    17,755

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