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October 01
October's Item-of-the-Month is now (belatedly) available in Mr. Store. And it's kinda spooooky. Well, a little spooky.

August 21
That pocast you like is back in style. Get it on iTunes, or from the direct RSS feed or download the mp3 directly.

March 07
Check out Jick's entry in the 2025 7-Day Roguelike Challenge. It's called Catacombo and you can play it here on itch dot eye oh.

March 06
KoL's own Jick wrote a book, a choose-your-own-adventure about escaping from a wizard. You can buy it on Amazon dot com.

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