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December 14
Crimbo Island has appeared off the coast! Merry Crimbo!

December 01
December's Item-of-the-Month, the stocking full of bones, is now available in Mr. Store. Pick one up and an ancient skeleton may visit you!

March 07
Check out Jick's entry in the 2025 7-Day Roguelike Challenge. It's called Catacombo and you can play it here on itch dot eye oh.

March 06
KoL's own Jick wrote a book, a choose-your-own-adventure about escaping from a wizard. You can buy it on Amazon dot com.

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BourbonBot    289
KittyBreaker    279
DrowningMixMan    271
DepthChargeBill    247
Napoleon17    215
PastafarianBill    202
FarAwaySuperMan    147
KoopaGangsta    138
Laheara    134
MightyAluminumMan    130

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