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August 31
September is here and so is the new Item-of-the-Month. It's not a Septedent, it's a Monodent! Of the sea!

August 21
That pocast you like is back in style. Get it on iTunes, or from the direct RSS feed or download the mp3 directly.

August 15
On September 1st commendations will be given out for softcore Under the Sea runs. The we'll be making some nerfs and the leaderboards will be reset for phase 2.

August 14
Swim into the fall challenge path, 11,037 Leagues Under the Sea!

March 07
Check out Jick's entry in the 2025 7-Day Roguelike Challenge. It's called Catacombo and you can play it here on itch dot eye oh.

March 06
KoL's own Jick wrote a book, a choose-your-own-adventure about escaping from a wizard. You can buy it on Amazon dot com.

old announcements / trivial updates / detailed changelog
dead meat bun consumption
Player    Eaten
Death by Gnocchi    2,190
froogle2    190
Grimdel    145
foogle2    89
George P Burdell    69
The Rogue Fedora    63
SauceWench    55
Khanrad    42
Greggerygregington    40
Mistress of the Obvious    38

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