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May 31
June's Item-of-the-Month, the scabbarded Sword of S Words, is now available in Mr. Store.

May 14
A new challenge path appears, Thrifty! No more pay-to-win! All Mr. Store content is disallowed in this path, and so is some other really expensive stuff.

April 30
Make your own legends! Pick up May's Item-of-the-Month, the pasta wand loot box, from Mr. Store and make some legendary food and do other awesome stuff!

March 24
We've begun the process of bringing KoL up to 2014 standards, and improving the way text on map images displays on ultra-high-resolution supermonitors from the far future. We'll keep updating areas, in an order that I assure you makes a lot of sense.

March 09
Jick made another 7-Day Roguelike this year. Check it out: Tic-Tac-Tomb.

March 06
KoL's own Jick wrote a book, a choose-your-own-adventure about escaping from a wizard. You can buy it on Amazon dot com.

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whizdad    1,927
Doctor claW    1,672
Athanatos    1,000
General_Herpes    796
cubeof11    549
Mistress of the Obvious    536
Skent    336
Framistan    329

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