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August 31
September's Item-of-the-Month, the meat shield toddler, is now available in Mr. Store. Pick one up for terrarium and watch her grow into a full-blown maiden.

August 27
We've been doing some optimization, and the nightly maintenance rollover now takes less than 10 seconds. Saturday's is still longer, but that's our next target.

August 14
A new challenge path is here and you'll have to pick a side. Red or Blue?

March 06
KoL's own Jick wrote a book, a choose-your-own-adventure about escaping from a wizard. You can buy it on Amazon dot com.

old announcements / trivial updates / detailed changelog
canteen of wine collections
Player    Number
Mitchell    6,614
Pastahead    1,911
l337 h4xz0r    1,799
Lost Warrior    1,716
eibbeD    1,511
Poncho the Sane    1,014
TurnTableSlave    1,000
TheBub    1,000
ThunderGate    896
Mistress of the Obvious    857

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