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May 04
Mayday! Mayday! Avoid your own emergencies - get May's Item-of-the-Month today! The MayDay(tm) Contract will insure that you have the supplies needed to survive in any situation!

March 09
Check out Kingdom of Rogueing, a game made for the 2020 7-Day Roguelike Challenge. It's built in the West of Loathing engine and set in the KoL universe. Download it on itch.io.

February 08
We've released Reckonin' at Gun Manor, a new adventure for West of Loathing! Check it out here on Steam!

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Stemonitis Staticus mushroom collections

Player	Number
caducus	100
Mistress of the Obvious	30
Pastahead	29
DarkSpuddle	11
General_Herpes	11
Donavin69	11
Lord Stefano	10
Nikademus	10
Snugglypoo	10
lueyllamas	7