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July 28
The staff will be recording a podcast next week! Submit questions or comments here!

July 24
The Time-Twitching Tower has twitched into the current time and space.

June 30
July's Item-of-the-Month, the shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s, is now available in Mr. Store. Drink up!

June 14
We've gathered all of the materials from the 2009-2011 KoL Con LARPS, and posted a big document about it on Jick's website Horrible Farm.

March 09
Jick made another 7-Day Roguelike this year. Check it out: Tic-Tac-Tomb.

March 06
KoL's own Jick wrote a book, a choose-your-own-adventure about escaping from a wizard. You can buy it on Amazon dot com.

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