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February 14
The Spring Challenge Path, "You, Robot" is now available wherever new iterations of existence are sold.

February 02
February's Item-of-the-Month, the emotion chip, is now available in Mr. Store. Get one and feel the feels.

March 09
Check out Kingdom of Rogueing, a game made for the 2020 7-Day Roguelike Challenge. It's built in the West of Loathing engine and set in the KoL universe. Download it on

February 08
We've released Reckonin' at Gun Manor, a new adventure for West of Loathing! Check it out here on Steam!

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