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August 22
In Nuclear Autumn, large foods will now be crossed out properly in inventory and filtered by "things I can use." The Hippy Stone now exists entirely in the Colosseum for your campground-free breaking needs.

August 15
If you have a Source Terminal, it now appears in your Fallout Shelter, if you also have a Fallout Shelter.

August 15
An item now drops in the Haunted Pantry that will unlock Madness Bakery even if the Armory and Leggery is inaccessible.

August 14
Fall 2016's Challenge Path, Nuclear Autumn, is now available for your ascending pleasure, even as the bombs descend.

August 01
August's Item-of-the-Month, the protonic accelerator pack, is now available in Mr. Store. Burst ghosts! Feel good!

July 25
The character pane now displays your maximum drunkenness in addition to your current drunkenness. Same thing with fullness, but it's not funny.

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Player    Drunk
tus    12,760
GsL    11,185
Alcapwn    9,940
WyldeCheffy    9,238
Dwight Schrute    7,070
AhLAmour    6,854
Stephanie Throwmorph    6,808
XyzxYzxyZ    6,488
UB3r 31337 HaX0R    5,851
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