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March 24
We've begun the process of bringing KoL up to 2014 standards, and improving the way text on map images displays on ultra-high-resolution supermonitors from the far future. We'll keep updating areas, in an order that I assure you makes a lot of sense.

March 09
Jick made another 7-Day Roguelike this year. Check it out: Tic-Tac-Tomb.

February 28
Head to Mr. Store and dig up a boxed Archaeologist's Spade, March's Item-of-the-Month!

March 06
KoL's own Jick wrote a book, a choose-your-own-adventure about escaping from a wizard. You can buy it on Amazon dot com.

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three-tiered wedding cake consumption
Player    Eaten
little_little_handsome    262
The Amazing Mr Toothpaste    219
Grimdel    142
Noskilz    133
Tiny Plastic Grimmy    60
Croft    53
Fujiko    47
Crowther    30
justhappytobehere    27
auverus    26

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