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January 04
Like sand in the hourglass, Crimbo Town too must fall through a tiny hole and disappear (on the night of 1/11, to be precise).

January 02
January's Item-of-the-Month, a space jellyfish birthing planula, and 2017 Item-of-the-Year, a hopeful candle, are now in Mr. Store.

December 19
Lumpy finally finished stocking his shop -- check out his complete selection of wares in Crimbo Town!

December 19
Starting now, you can only enter the Astral Gash twice per real-world-day. Sorry ascension addicts!

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