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January 15
A few jewels we had overlooked can now be used in the Eternity Codpiece.

January 14
We did it! We recorded a fine pod cast. Get it on iTunes, or from the direct RSS feed or download the mp3 directly.

January 01
Happy New Year! Pick up a discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece (this year) or a seal-clubbing club loot box (this month) from Mr. Store!

March 07
Check out Jick's entry in the 2025 7-Day Roguelike Challenge. It's called Catacombo and you can play it here on itch dot eye oh.

March 06
KoL's own Jick wrote a book, a choose-your-own-adventure about escaping from a wizard. You can buy it on Amazon dot com.

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green rocket collections

Player	Number
Mick Bagger	80,000
Stan Maskelyne	47,000
Mistress of the Obvious	31,696
chameco	31,337
Sakaki	22,222
Spramen	10,119
DiscoToon	10,033
Splotz	10,000
Pastahead	8,892
Roderick the Unmarried	5,563