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June 01
June's Item-of-the-Month, the bag of Iunion stones, is now available wherever Mr. Store items are found. (It's Mr. Store. That's where they're found.)

May 14
A new path has arrived. Check out the latest in Kingdom security on the Low-Key Summer path.

March 09
Check out Kingdom of Rogueing, a game made for the 2020 7-Day Roguelike Challenge. It's built in the West of Loathing engine and set in the KoL universe. Download it on

February 08
We've released Reckonin' at Gun Manor, a new adventure for West of Loathing! Check it out here on Steam!

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