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May 04
Order up! The May Item-of-the-Month, the shortest-order cook, is now available in Mr. Store.

April 06
The Raffle House has (perfectly legimately) acquired a large number of valuable items, and will be giving them away over the next several hundred days.

April 02
April's Item-of-the-Month, the packaged backup camera, is now available. Back on up and get one.

March 15
Check out Jick's (non-Loathing) entry in this year's 7-Day Roguelike Challenge: Pogue Thacker, Rogue Hacker.

March 09
Check out Kingdom of Rogueing, a game made for the 2020 7-Day Roguelike Challenge. It's built in the West of Loathing engine and set in the KoL universe. Download it on

February 08
We've released Reckonin' at Gun Manor, a new adventure for West of Loathing! Check it out here on Steam!

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Player    Number
Butt Pirate    5,907
the great spartan    2,465
Mistress of the Obvious    696
Stupid_hippy    447
MotherMary13    209
whizdad    196
Zdrvst    195
caducus    100
poorlydrawnman    58
testostronaut    51

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