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KoL's staff makes several non-KoL-related podcasts. Go to The Hot Dog Network and check 'em out!

September 01
September's Item-of-the-Month, the bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts, are now available in Mr. Store. Get a pair and find out what's in the pockets!

August 14
The fall Challenge Path, Grey Goo, is now available to newly-reincarnated Adventurers.

August 05
Asymmetric's own CDMoyer appeared on the most recent episode of the Ascension Speed Show podcast. Check it out!

March 09
Check out Kingdom of Rogueing, a game made for the 2020 7-Day Roguelike Challenge. It's built in the West of Loathing engine and set in the KoL universe. Download it on

February 08
We've released Reckonin' at Gun Manor, a new adventure for West of Loathing! Check it out here on Steam!

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poisonous caviar consumption
Player    Eaten
George P Burdell    69
Death by Gnocchi    61
arabstrap    54
Mistress of the Obvious    38
Bunglutter    30
jdeyke    26
Gurrrg    25
Angry Leprechaun    24
TuRTle138    24
Quegon    22

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