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January 15
A few jewels we had overlooked can now be used in the Eternity Codpiece.

January 14
We did it! We recorded a fine pod cast. Get it on iTunes, or from the direct RSS feed or download the mp3 directly.

January 01
Happy New Year! Pick up a discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece (this year) or a seal-clubbing club loot box (this month) from Mr. Store!

March 07
Check out Jick's entry in the 2025 7-Day Roguelike Challenge. It's called Catacombo and you can play it here on itch dot eye oh.

March 06
KoL's own Jick wrote a book, a choose-your-own-adventure about escaping from a wizard. You can buy it on Amazon dot com.

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rum and cola consumption

Player	Drunk
Flanagini	3,981
placebo_headwound	3,654
Clubz	3,612
L337s4uce	2,806
tssue	2,708
BGs	2,519
Zer_0	2,413
ToasterMuffin	2,225
WheezeBox	2,028
TinyPlasticJesus	1,969