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January 14
Crimbo Town has begun to slowly fade back into the mists. Seems likely that it will have fully faded as of the evening of Monday, January 18th.

January 01
January's Item-of-the-Month and 2021's Item-of-the-Year are now both available in Mr. Store-of-the-Town.

March 09
Check out Kingdom of Rogueing, a game made for the 2020 7-Day Roguelike Challenge. It's built in the West of Loathing engine and set in the KoL universe. Download it on

February 08
We've released Reckonin' at Gun Manor, a new adventure for West of Loathing! Check it out here on Steam!

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Third Base consumption
Player    Drunk
MI4 REAL    532
Cookie    133
theBananagod    114
NoTimeFor    104
Cheesy Noodle    89
SkyPiglet    83
George P Burdell    69
Mistress of the Obvious    67
The Ban Hammer    53
Abarth    52

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