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July 02
July is here, and so is the packaged Roman Candelabra. Pick one up, play with the candles, have some fun, try not to lose a finger.

May 31
The mini kiwi egg, June's Item-of-the-Month, is available in Mr. Store. A super cute little bird for your terrarium!

May 14
Coming to Valhalla this summer (right now), the latest hit challenge path from the minds behind all the other challenge paths, 11 Things I Hate About U.

April 30
As predicted, May's Item-of-the-Month, the boxed Mayam Calendar is now available in Mr. Store. Yams!

March 06
KoL's own Jick wrote a book, a choose-your-own-adventure about escaping from a wizard. You can buy it on Amazon dot com.

December 26
KoL's staff recorded a Q&A podcast earlier this month. You can listen here!

old announcements / trivial updates / detailed changelog
Elf War Heroes
PlayerPirates Defeated
rulerofsmurfs8,888,869
Meaticus5,805,890
cmdr pie2,382,555
eusst2,279,838
Extremophilia2,057,403
Hisae2,030,693
Teck1,965,141
Warren1,768,893
FaceEater1,308,336
SOOLAR THE SECOND1,073,077
Pirate War Heroes
PlayerElves Defeated
MontyPythn8,456,126
ten26852,292,439
OGL2,280,500
FaceEater2,093,854
Deakr1,999,565
Disco Stews Party Van1,927,481
Galapagos James1,492,274
grifFonheART1,414,600
Potage1,278,313
Playa1,250,000

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