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August 15
On September 1st commendations will be given out for softcore Under the Sea runs. The we'll be making some nerfs and the leaderboards will be reset for phase 2.

August 14
Swim into the fall challenge path, 11,037 Leagues Under the Sea!

August 11
The staff will be recording another Kingdom of Loathing podcast on Monday, August 18th. Submit questions here!

August 01
August's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store. Pick up a Möbius ring box and check out your past, present, and future.

July 24
Happy Christmas in July! Why not celebrate by smashing some skeletons in the Time-Twitching Tower that has reappeared in Seaside Town (history suggests it will stick around for a week).

June 30
July's Item-of-the-Month, the yeti in a travel cooler, is now available in Mr. Store. Cool, cool, cool.

May 14
Check out the latest challenge path, Hat Trick. Everybody loves hats!

March 07
Check out Jick's entry in the 2025 7-Day Roguelike Challenge. It's called Catacombo and you can play it here on itch dot eye oh.

March 06
KoL's own Jick wrote a book, a choose-your-own-adventure about escaping from a wizard. You can buy it on Amazon dot com.

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