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April 30
Make your own legends! Pick up May's Item-of-the-Month, the pasta wand loot box, from Mr. Store and make some legendary food and do other awesome stuff!

April 29
In case you didn't hear: April's Item-of-the-Month, the wrapped Baseball Diamond, has been in Mr. Store for the past 29 days. It'll be there for a few more, too!

March 24
We've begun the process of bringing KoL up to 2014 standards, and improving the way text on map images displays on ultra-high-resolution supermonitors from the far future. We'll keep updating areas, in an order that I assure you makes a lot of sense.

March 09
Jick made another 7-Day Roguelike this year. Check it out: Tic-Tac-Tomb.

March 06
KoL's own Jick wrote a book, a choose-your-own-adventure about escaping from a wizard. You can buy it on Amazon dot com.

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