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May 31
Be the best dressed person in your French class or special forces squad with June's Item-of-the-Month, the prismatic beret!

May 14
Check out the latest challenge path, Hat Trick. Everybody loves hats!

April 30
May's Item-of-the-Month, the Unpeeled Peridot of Peril, is available in Mr. Store. Pick one up and watch out!

March 07
Check out Jick's entry in the 2025 7-Day Roguelike Challenge. It's called Catacombo and you can play it here on itch dot eye oh.

March 06
KoL's own Jick wrote a book, a choose-your-own-adventure about escaping from a wizard. You can buy it on Amazon dot com.

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Professor_Underscore    1,064
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