| Crimbo is the one holiday in the Kingdom of Loathing that doesn't occur at a fixed date on the Loathing calendar. Its origins are shrouded in mystery (and, let's be honest, a peppermint-schnapps-fueled haze), but it generally involves a guy in a red, fur-trimmed suit and hat handing out presents to everyone. It's probably some kind of tax dodge. Since the Naughty Sorceress took over the Kingdom, Crimbo has taken some interesting twists and turns over the years. If you're the kind of person who is interested in history and exposition, the following is a condensed version of the events of the last few Crimbo seasons: Part I : The Story Thus Far Actually, even if you're not the kind of person who cares about history and exposition, that's a recap of the past few Crimbo seasons. But if you're not the kind of person who will enjoy reading it, don't read it. I'd hate for you to go out of your way, or anything. I mean, it's not like I spent hours writing this just so you could have the pleasure of reading it. I don't mind. |