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May 19
Tuesday has come. Did you bring your 69 additional top menu icons? No? That's okay, we've got you covered.

May 14
The Summer 2015 Challenge Path has arrived -- your chance to be John Cusack in "One Crazy Random Summer!"

May 13
Did you know that yesterday was Two-Tuesday Tuesday? For today, this week's second Tuesday, combat items now have blue text explaining what they do!

Please let us know via bug report if I missed anything.

May 04
Happy Martes, Cinco de Mayo. Have some more gross crap!

April 30
May's IoTM, the portable Mayo Clinic, is now available in Mr. Store. (PS. Mayo is gross.)

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