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Old Announcements for 2015
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January 02
Congratulations to Ezandora for finishing the first run of the new ascension season. 2 days, 547 turns. Fast!

January 05
Tonight's rollover will be slightly longer than usual -- we're gonna try to do some stuff to fix the stupid lag.

January 14
The 2015 Familiars of the Year are now available in Mr. Store.

January 30
February's Item-of-the-Month will debut at some point during the day on Monday, February 2.

February 02
February's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store. Make lovebugs love you!

February 07
All NPC stores have now been migrated over to the new shop interface. Please let us know if anything drops while you shop.

February 08
Spleen items are now A Thing internally. As such, their descriptions will now be more descriptive.

February 12
So that we can get back on schedule, we're making the Twitch Tower available for a day starting tonight at rollover. Tell your friends.

February 14
Happy Valen -- I mean New Avatar Path Day. Have you always wanted to be Ed the Undying? Well rejoice, 'cause now you can be!

February 16
Jick was a guest on the most recent episode of Abject Suffering!

February 19
Jick was also a guest on the most recent episode of Watch Out For Fireballs, talkin' about Star Control 2!

February 24
The Meatsmith has a new quest for low level Adventurepersons. It takes place in a cool skeleton zone.

February 27
For the 38th consecutive year, Jick has forgotten how few days are in February. March's Item-of-the-Month will come out on the 2nd.

March 02
March's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store. It's a sweet sweet hat for a sweet sweet mummy.

March 16
Wizard-in-residence CDMoyer is going to be on the next KoL podcast. Why not ask him a question or submit to him a comment using the podcast questions form on the Community page once you're logged in? No reason at all, that's why not.

March 31
April's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store. We're going to Dinseyland!

April 04
We are aware of the problems with the KoL forums and we are thinking about planning on figuring out a solution.

April 07
It's Tuesday! You can now choose any food/booze you've consumed to show up as your favorite when others look at you.

If it is the food/booze you've consumed the most of, the quantity will be displayed as a mark of your commitment to whatever weird thing you wanted as your favorite food or booze.

April 12
The forums are back up, in the cloud and faster than ever.

Thanks for your patience with and/or ignorance the downtime.

April 14
Happy Tuesday! Dinseylandfill's Cryo-Stasis facility is now available for you to... go into it and fight a boss and get cool items.

April 21
Tuesday is here! Doc Galaktik's got a brand new bag, and in that bag is a quest that unlocks another new low-level zone.

April 28
Welcome to Tuesday. A bunch of new inventory sorting options have been added, and spleen items have their own section now.

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