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Old Announcements for 2019
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January 02
January's Item-of-the-Month, the Kramco Industries packing carton, is now available in Mr. Store. Get out there and grind some sausage!

January 29
The MMG can now only be played by accounts with registered e-mail addresses, and the house cut has been increased to 1%. Stop playing the MMG.

February 01
February's Item-of-the-Month, the Lil' Doctor doctor bag, is now available in Mr. Store. Get out there and help some people!

February 14
Become an Aristocrat of the Night in the new challenge path, Darke Gyffte.

February 20
There's a new mechanic at play in the Smut Orc Logging Camp. Mysterious!

February 20
Bookes of Vampyric Knowledge are now usable (at your own risk) and also tradable (at your own risk and also the risk of whoever you trade it to.)

February 28
Did you remember that February is a short month? Jick didn't, so March's Item-of-the-Month is likely to be a few days late.

March 08
The planned Item-of-the-Month got really out of hand, so we've decided to do a different, smaller-scale one. It'll be out in a few hours. Jick is sorry for his irresponsible behavior.

March 08
And there it is! March's second-string Item-of-the-Month, the vampyric cloake, is now available in Mr. Store. It features extensive vamping.

April 01
Ahoy! April's Item-of-the-Month, the PirateRealm membership packet, is now available in Mr. Store. Get ready to buckle your swashes!

April 17
Jick recently appeared on the Ascension Speed Show podcast! The episode is right here!

May 01
May's Item-of-the-Month is out, three days early! Grab your Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit and help defeat the (cosplay) empire!

May 14
Two Crazy Random Summer, the latest seasonal challenge path, is now live. And crazy!

May 14
Two Crazy Random Summer, the latest seasonal challenge path, is now live. And crazy!

June 05
A variety of externalities are interfering with our stated business goal of on-time shipping of June's Item-of-the-Month. Rest assured we are looking into it.

June 11
June's Item-of-the-Month, the hewn moon-run spoon (contained in a rune-strewn spoon cocoon) is now available in Mr. Stoon.

July 03
July's Item-of-the-Month, the Beach Comb Box, is now in Mr. Store. Grab a comb and do some beachscaping.

August 03
August's Item-of-the-Month, the Distant Woods Getaway Brochure, is now available in Mr. Store.

August 14
The Fall Challenge Path, Kingdom of Exploathing, is now available!

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