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January's Item-of-the-Month, a space jellyfish birthing planula, and 2017 Item-of-the-Year, a hopeful candle, are now in Mr. Store.
Like sand in the hourglass, Crimbo Town too must fall through a tiny hole and disappear (on the night of 1/11, to be precise).
Tentacles appear to be bursting through holes in reality... that's probably not good.
February's Item-of-the-Month, the heart-shaped crate, is now in Mr. Store. Watch out for the tentacle beast eating Seaside Town.
The new challenge path is here, the new challenge path is here. Set out and give life a try as a Gelatinous Noob!
Today's widespread Amazon S3 outage is causing a lot of problems with KoL's images. We are all in this together.
Sorry for the delay, March's Item-of-the-Month, the unpowered Robortender is now in Mr. Store.
I'd like to take another day to get some more comprehensive testing done on the new Item-of-the-Month, so it's gonna be out tomorrow instead of today. Sorry about that.
April's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store. Visit billions of alien worlds through the Spacegate!
There was a power surge at the Spacegate Facility, and it scrambled the coordinate-tracking computers.
A given set of coordinates no longer points at the same planet it did before the surge, but there should now be more variety in the planets you encounter.
Would you believe there was ANOTHER power supply failure at the Spacegate Facility? Sorry. This one was Jick's fault.
May's Item-of-the-Month is now in Mr. Store, the New-You Club Membership Form. Get one and be the best you that you can be.
Summer's Challenge Path has arrived, License to Adventure. Grab your golden gun and prepare to die another day.
A suspicious package has been delivered to Mr. Store. Can you unravel all of its mysteries, agent?
Hey look, it's a book! The Bookmobile is back in Market Square with a hot item!
Since America is closed, July's Item-of-the-Month will be released on Wednesday the 5th.
West of Loathing is coming out next month! The game's Steam page is up now (so you can wishlist it!) and there's also a new preview trailer! Aahhhhh! Aaaahhhh!
July's Item-of-the-Month, the LI-11 Motor Pool voucher, is now available in Mr. Store. Get a cool spy car!
West of Loathing will be released on Steam (Win/Mac/Linux) August 10th! Check out the preview trailer.
August's Item-of-the-Month is here! It's a book about meteors, and its rise to fame will be indescribable by any metaphor known to man.
Your old pal Jick is doing an AMA on Reddit shortly. Come on over and ask him! Anything!
It's the Fall challenge path! Live. Ascend. Repeat. Every encounter is the same for everybody. Strategize hard!
If you were thinking, "I wish the September Item-of-the-Month, the Corked Genie Bottle, was in Mr. Store," have I got good news for you!
October's Item-of-the-Month, the xo-skeleton-in-a-box, is now in Mr. Store. -XOXO, The Asymmetric Team
November's Item-of-the-Month, the Pantogram, is now in Mr. Store. Go summon yourself some pants.
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Come celebrate El Dia de los Muertos Borrachos y Agradecido! Eat, drink, eat, drink!