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Congratulations to Ezandora for finishing the first run of the new ascension season. 2 days, 547 turns. Fast!
Tonight's rollover will be slightly longer than usual -- we're gonna try to do some stuff to fix the stupid lag.
The 2015 Familiars of the Year are now available in Mr. Store.
February's Item-of-the-Month will debut at some point during the day on Monday, February 2.
February's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store. Make lovebugs love you!
All NPC stores have now been migrated over to the new shop interface. Please let us know if anything drops while you shop.
Spleen items are now A Thing internally. As such, their descriptions will now be more descriptive.
So that we can get back on schedule, we're making the Twitch Tower available for a day starting tonight at rollover. Tell your friends.
Happy Valen -- I mean New Avatar Path Day. Have you always wanted to be Ed the Undying? Well rejoice, 'cause now you can be!
Jick was a guest on the most recent episode of Abject Suffering!
Jick was also a guest on the most recent episode of Watch Out For Fireballs, talkin' about Star Control 2!
The Meatsmith has a new quest for low level Adventurepersons. It takes place in a cool skeleton zone.
For the 38th consecutive year, Jick has forgotten how few days are in February. March's Item-of-the-Month will come out on the 2nd.
March's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store. It's a sweet sweet hat for a sweet sweet mummy.
Wizard-in-residence CDMoyer is going to be on the next KoL podcast. Why not ask him a question or submit to him a comment using the podcast questions form on the Community page once you're logged in? No reason at all, that's why not.
April's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store. We're going to Dinseyland!
We are aware of the problems with the KoL forums and we are thinking about planning on figuring out a solution.
It's Tuesday! You can now choose any food/booze you've consumed to show up as your favorite when others look at you.
If it is the food/booze you've consumed the most of, the quantity will be displayed as a mark of your commitment to whatever weird thing you wanted as your favorite food or booze.
The forums are back up, in the cloud and faster than ever.
Thanks for your patience with and/or ignorance the downtime.
Happy Tuesday! Dinseylandfill's Cryo-Stasis facility is now available for you to... go into it and fight a boss and get cool items.
Tuesday is here! Doc Galaktik's got a brand new bag, and in that bag is a quest that unlocks another new low-level zone.
Welcome to Tuesday. A bunch of new inventory sorting options have been added, and spleen items have their own section now.
May's IoTM, the portable Mayo Clinic, is now available in Mr. Store. (PS. Mayo is gross.)
Happy Martes, Cinco de Mayo. Have some more gross crap!
Did you know that yesterday was Two-Tuesday Tuesday? For today, this week's second Tuesday, combat items now have blue text explaining what they do!
Please let us know via bug report if I missed anything.
The Summer 2015 Challenge Path has arrived -- your chance to be John Cusack in "One Crazy Random Summer!"
Tuesday has come. Did you bring your 69 additional top menu icons? No? That's okay, we've got you covered.
Another Tuesday, another 11 possible monster modifiers for One Crazy Random Summer.
Amazon, in its infinite wisdom, has discontinued the payment service we used to use and we have replaced it with their new one, which is similar but slightly less convenient for us and for donators. Enjoy that, I guess!
P. S. Subscriptions were already using the new system, and are thus unaffected.
June's Item-of-the-Month will be released one day. Late.
June's Item-of-the-Month, the Puck Man, is now available in Mr. Store.
Hello, Tuesday People. There's a new quest to get your class's Epic Weapon, and the Misspelled Cemetery has gotten a haircut.
Because it's Tuesday, Monster Manuel has decided to grant access to over thirty more new avatar-changing potions.
Our friend Puck Man has been given a little mid-month boost. Changes include:
- Several new items can be made with yellow pixels!
- Power pills now drop directly from the familiar instead of coming from the Mystic.
- The familiar now restores HP and MP after combat like a ghuol whelp.
Happy Tuesday! Jewelrycrafting no longer costs Adventures, because Jewelrycrafting no longer exists.
All former jewelrycrafting recipes are now meat-pasting recipes. The pliers from Little Canadia are still required to make them, and the ones that required the Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting skill still require it.
This Tuesday has brought with it a new quest and a new zone. See the Armorer and Leggerer for pie-related details.
Due to travel schedules, sunspots, and poor planning by Jick, July's Item of the Month will be a few days late.
Hey San Diego KoL people! Jick and HotStuff are having an informal Video Games Hot Dog meetup tonight at the confusingly-named Neighborhood bar/restaurant (777 G. St.) and the more, as they say, the merrier. Tonight! 8PM!
July's Item-of-the-Month, which contains a Deck of Every Card, is now available in Mr. Store.
Welcome to Tuesday. The Wok of Ages is now no longer a thing, and all of the recipes that required it are now just normal recipes.
All of the chow mein dishes have been turned into other things entirely.
It's next Tuesday already! Some new pasta ingredients have been added to the Cyrpt, the Highlands, and the Icy Peak.
It's Tuesday, so now you can mouse over items in inventory to get inline descriptions. Web 4.0, here we come!
Happy Tuesday! Some more new pasta / sauce dishes have been added in level 6 and 10 areas.
SURPRISE! August's Item-of-the-Month is going to be late. It will probably be ready Monday during the day.
August's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store. It's a new airplane charter that unlocks That 70s Volcano! It contains at least 1,970 units of stuff: New monsters and bosses, new items, new crafting recipes!
See more details here!
Oh right. It was Tuesday yesterday. Riff wrote a bunch of new Manuel factoids for really old monsters.
Tuesday is here! 3 new level 11 sauce pasta dishes! Also, the quality and recipes for hi mein dishes have been changed.
The new challenge path is here, the new challenge path is here! Sign up for a lifetime of Community Service in Valhalla.
It's Tuesday, and the cave they found your Nemesis hiding in is a little different than the cave it used to be hiding in!
Interested in a Kingdom of Loathing mobile app? Take this survey and let us know what you want out of it!
It's Tuesday, and the Barrel Full of Barrels has gotten a barrel-lift! More changes are in store!
September's Item-of-the-Month needs another day or two of testing. It will probably become available mid-day on Wednesday.
September's Item-of-the-Month, a shrine to the Barrel god, is now available in Mr. Store. Barrels of fun! See details here!
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October's Item-of-the-Month is just... too spooky to be released on time. Couple days late. Jick is sorry. And scared.