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March 09
Jick made another 7-Day Roguelike this year. Check it out: Tic-Tac-Tomb.

February 28
Head to Mr. Store and dig up a boxed Archaeologist's Spade, March's Item-of-the-Month!

March 06
KoL's own Jick wrote a book, a choose-your-own-adventure about escaping from a wizard. You can buy it on Amazon dot com.

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