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The KoL staff does a Q&A podcast every week. Check out the archive of past shows.

May 15
Guess what happened last night? The new seasonal challenge path, G-Lover, was released! Get going! Grab a Garland of Greatness!

May 01
May's Item-of-the-Month, the God Lobster Egg, is now in Mr. Store. All Hail our new Crustaceous Overlord!

April 09
April's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store. It unlocks FantasyRealm, a realm of fantasy available via the newly-opened LyleCo Monorail.

August 10
Our new game, West of Loathing, is out now on Steam! Check it out!

Also, there's a promotional item available in Mr. Store that unlocks cool horses in KoL and cool horse armor in WoL. Check IT out too!

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