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January's Item-of-the-Month, the Kramco Industries packing carton, is now available in Mr. Store. Get out there and grind some sausage!
December 14old announcements / trivial updates
Once again, Crimbo Town has emerged from the eldritch mists in the Big Mountains.
|Most Hung-Over Players|
|Player ||Regret Level|
|Howdy Masterson ||241|