Labór Day
Today the Kingdom celebrates the achievements of union boss Manuel Labór, who successfully lobbied the various industries of Loathing for longer hours and shorter breaks. After successfully lengthening both the workday and the workweek, and negotiating less vacation time, Labór was dragged out into the streets and hung, drawn, painted, messily sketched, quartered, eighthed, fed to wolves, and given an atomic wedgie by outraged laborers. Everyone works just a little harder today to celebrate his demise -- but not too much harder, of course.

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