January 18
The Black and White Apron Enrollment Form, the 2024 Item-of-the-Year, is now available in Mr. Store. Save time shopping and cooking every day! (The unoccupied sheep suit will be say baaa-bye shortly)

February 01
February's Item-of-the-Month, in-the-box spring shoes, are available in Mr. Store. Pick up a pair and put some spring in your step!

February 14
Where is the spring challenge path? Were is the new challenge path. Transform into a WereProfessor today.

February 29
Nothing says March like a packaged Everfull Dart Holster. "What's that," you say? It's March's Item-of-the-Month! Pick one up and throw darts at the butts of all your foes.

April 01
April's Item-of-the-Month, the boxed Apriling band helmet, is now available in Mr. Store. Join or conduct the band and look cool doing it!

April 30
As predicted, May's Item-of-the-Month, the boxed Mayam Calendar is now available in Mr. Store. Yams!

May 14
Coming to Valhalla this summer (right now), the latest hit challenge path from the minds behind all the other challenge paths, 11 Things I Hate About U.

May 31
The mini kiwi egg, June's Item-of-the-Month, is available in Mr. Store. A super cute little bird for your terrarium!

July 02
July is here, and so is the packaged Roman Candelabra. Pick one up, play with the candles, have some fun, try not to lose a finger.

July 25
Happy Christmas in July! Why not celebrate with a visit to the Time-Twitching Tower that has reappeared in Seaside Town (and will stick around for about a week).

August 03
Rollover tonight will be super long (many hours). We've got some maintenance to take care of, sorry for the late notice!